Hi! It's me, Joey!

WHAT IF THERE WAS SHORTS
WITH RATTATA ON THEM
WHAT WOULD YOU DO

Anonymous

My cousin, shorts kid, is workin’ on them. They’ll be glorious.

I SAW THIS OH BOY IT WAS TERRIFYING

Hey Joey, your Rattata beat my Weedle.

It's now a Beedrill, and I'm challenging you to a rematch.

Anonymous

Route 30’s where I’m at!

tehmudkipzarewin:

GUESS WHO DRAWN BY WHOOOOOOO.

HEY JOEY, GUESS WHAT

I CAUGHT A RATTATA

I'm gonna make it some shorts soon, but want to give me some tips on how to train it?

comfyandeasytojoltik-deactivate

Well, just feed it good food, boost its ego by telling everyone how amazing it is, and make sure it knows the killer combo of Tackle, Tail Whip, and Quick attack. And totally get some shorts on it asap, that’s sure to help!

But if your Rattata is truly top percentage, you’ll know. You’ll know.

johtojourneys:

My second trainer battle! (Other then silver)

His name is Joey..and he has a thing for Rattata.

Joey, we need you and your top percentage Rattata to join Team Galactic and help me create a perfect world.

thegalacticbosscyrus

My world’s already perfect ‘cause I’ve got the best Rattata ever!

(via electabuzz)

i have a rattata too. wanna make babies?

mil0tics

Maybe… Your Rattata would have to be top percentage, too, though. Maybe I’ll call you up and see how yours checks out.

Hey... I could be a master if I wanted to be... »

OH MY GOD
J-JOEY

I MUST BE SCHIZOPHRENIC

youngsterjoey

IMPOSTER

R-really?

I need to go talk to my Rattata…

…hey, wanna battle?

mariathinksshescool:

Uhhh. Where did I find this?

youngster joey, if i don't see you in isshu i'm gonna be soooooo sad. D:

pokefever-deactivated20110731-d

If I can’t get my visa then I’ll call you up every day! :D

(via crowed)